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Spoiled Rotten

Brush, Display, Fat

The other day I was thinking about people who are spoiled rotten. It happened right after two prominent figures had a public fall out and behaved like spoiled brats. It was loud, ugly and kind of embarrassing, so I decided to name this loud, possibly ugly, but not quite embarrassing font after it! Spoiled Rotten was made with ink and a brush…

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Spoiler Alert

Comic, Display

Spoiler Alert: this text will tell you all about my new font!

I don’t have a TV in my house (nor will I ever). Not because I am religious (I am not), nor because I am against TV (I am not). It’s just that I don’t care for what’s on the TV. It’s talkshows, games, quizzes and bad news, so I…

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Brush Aside

Brush, Display, Grunge

I make quite a variety of fonts, but brush fonts are my absolute favourite. When I dip my brushes in that ink, I feel like I am really creating something special! Brush Aside is such a brush font. Let’s say I was aiming for a different look, but this is what I put on paper at the end of the day. Brush…

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Thunfisch

Brush, Display, Fat

Thunfisch, in German, means Tuna. At home, we don’t eat too much tuna, but I like serving a tuna & pasta salad. In Japan, where I often find myself, tuna is a staple protein source. It is so popular in Japan that species like the Pacific Bluefin tuna, of which 80% its consumed in Japan, are on the brink of extinction. So,…

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Chippie

Display, Unique

Chippie is British vernacular for Fish & Chips Shop. There are about 11.000 of them scattered all over the UK and Ireland, so there’s no need to starve to death…

My family and I will go on a cycling holiday in England this summer, so I booked a ferry to Harwich from Hook of Holland. Since we’ll be arriving in the…

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Absolutely Lovely

Comic, Display, Tall & Thin

With so much bad news going on in the world today, I thought a lovely font with an absolutely lovely name was what the masses needed. Besides that, a friend told me that Mercury Retrograde starts on Saturday, March 15th, so you can use this font when everything in your life descends into chaos!

Absolutely Lovely is a handmade font. It…

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Spanish Plonk

Display, Tall & Thin, Unique

‘Plonk’ in British, New Zealand and Australian vernacular means ‘cheap wine’. It is also called ‘Cardboardeaux’, or (in my country) ‘Château Migraine”. Plonk is often bought in 5 liter boxes or even plastic bottles. It doesn’t really taste that great, but it gets the job done – especially when you’ve already had a few. Apparently it will not be that cheap for…

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Exxxited

Brush, Display, Spooky

I was in a meeting the other day where some people, mostly from the US, were talking about new plans, new jobs – well, a lot of new things. I may be because I am Dutch, so I am not easily ruffled, but it struck me as odd that the speakers were using the words ‘I’m excited’ a lot when they were…

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Hex

Display, Experimental, Spooky

Hex is an uneven, spiky font with an evil twist. The glyphs look like they have been scratched onto paper (which is indeed the case), so it will be perfect for your scary halloween postcards or posters. Hex font comes with extensive language support.

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Kunstschau

Art Deco, Experimental, Old School

The 1908 art exhibition in Vienna (Kunstschau 1908) featured works by Josef Hoffmann, Cark Otto Czeschka and Gustav Klimt, who showcased his famous painting ‘The Kiss’. Kunstschau font was modeled on a stamp, designed by Austrian artist Bertold Löffler, for the 1908 exhibition. Kunstschau is a loose, handwritten font which comes with a distinct all caps upper and lower case, plus an…

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